Another Maxism

Max (crying): Ava is going to bereak my toy!

Me: Ava is not going to break your toy.

Max (sweet as sweet can be): Ava, do you want to break my toy?

Ava (who heard "Ava, do you want my toy?"): Nods her head yes.

Max: See? Ava wants to break my toy!

This happens ay least 5 times a day, and it never fails to crack me up!