Cowboys and Indians

For anyone who knows Dave, he's famous for making up stories and tries to make the kids believe them. There's a little hut thing outside the Pick 'N Save by us with a clock, and Dave has them convinced that it's a kangaroo house. We can't let them out because they wind the clock, and they'll jump on our heads. Well, tonight Nolan asked if we clean up after they go to bed. Without thinking, Dave starts in on a story, telling him that we don't clean up, instead we dress up in cowboy and indian costumes after they go to bed. What?!? Then to further convince Abby, he said yeah, we just pow wow down here after they go to bed. Abby was still a little skeptical so Dave asked why she didn't believe him, to which she replied, "I never hear you down here pounding after we go to bed." I almost lost it! GEEZ, Dave!